Kerching Casino takes a light-hearted look at what 2009 will bring
We've gazed into our online casino crystal ball. But what did we see..?
Rainbow Riches
Launching in 2009, the Rainbow Riches mobile slots game will become an instant success. Millions of Britons will play the mobile casino slots game while walking to work and as a result, the number of people colliding with lampposts will rise considerably. The Rainbow Riches leprechaun mascot will become an icon and pass into online casino folklore.
Online casinos
Online casinos return to America. After a last-ditch attempt by George W. Bush to force through regulation banning players from gaming in online casinos, Barack Obama will become the saviour of online casinos across The Pond. After weighing up the positive implications of a well-regulated online casino industry, Obama will sign legislation allowing online casinos back into the country. We predict this will be late on in 2009, maybe after Obama has single-handedly rescued the US economy from collapse. While wearing a Superman cape.
Online blackjack
A series of novels will be released charting the real-life fortunes of six MIT students and their quest to card count in online blackjack. After being analysed by a series of experts, the novels' factual accuracy will be questioned, not least because card counting in online casinos is virtually impossible. The authors will merely shrug and point out that the novels are a "fictional account of real events", in much the same way that saying you jumped out of a plane to avoid an explosion is a fictional account of eating breakfast.
Online casino attendance
The number of women playing in online casinos will continue to grow. Men will complain about the new range of colourful and stylised games populating the online casino, but secretly play them anyway.
Ooh Aah Dracula
Another online slots prediction: the launch of Ooh Aah Dracula will contribute to a rise in national sympathy towards vampires, started in 2008 by the teen movie Twilight. A cute and cheeky vampire, the mascot of Ooh Aah Dracula will add to the growing acceptance of vampires in society and will be a major contributor to the Autumn/Winter clothing range; largely consisting of dark black cloaks and tweed waistcoats.
Posted by Dan at 16:00 PM
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