Rainbow Riches leprechaun presents his Irish legends
We think there's very little doubt that the Rainbow Riches leprechaun is the man about town at Kerching Casino, and that's why we've asked him for his opinion on who the real legends of his home country of Ireland are.
We tracked down the leprechaun across beautiful meadows and charming scenery and pulled him away from his slots games in order to get his opinion!
- James Joyce - "James Joyce was a great wee writer - almost as good as meself! In fact, it was after reading Dubliners that I decided to move the capital itself. The only trouble is my wife didn't realise I'd moved until I came back three months later!"
- U2 - "A lot of people don't know this, but I was actually a very big influence on U2. During my younger, wilder days, I had very few friends and subsequently ended up getting chummy with a tree. Its name? Why, Joshua, of course! What's more, I once helped The Edge move house! But does he return my calls? Nope. That one hurt."
- Liam Neeson - "Now we're talking! Liam Neeson must be one of the finest actors of his generation. I used to spend hours in front of the mirror as an even smaller leprechaun mimicking his every trait. I had a slight problem with the Mrs when Star Wars: Episode 1 came out in 1999, however, as I destroyed her favourite glass lampshade with a broom. Oh well!"
- Robbie Keane - "My last pick is a real goodun! Robbie Keane is Ireland's top goalscorer with 49 goals in 107 games. Amazing! That's 28 more than Niall Quinn in second place, and the same amount of goals scored by England's record scorer Bobby Charlton. Although, I concede, Bobby did manage it in 106 appearances! Robbie is a bit like the Rainbow Riches online slots series - loads of chances to win every time you play!"
So there you have it, the legend has spoken! If you'd like to contest the views of the Rainbow Riches leprechaun, you can follow him on his Twitter account @RainbowRiches.
Posted by Michael Thornton at 16:14 PM
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